Hey hey, Secular FAM! 2025 is almost in the rearview mirror, and I for one cannot wait to let the figurative door hit it in its ass. I’ve been bidding an aggressive adieu to every single year since 2016, but this year of our lordT, 2025, can really go f*ck itself. 

2025 started with a bunch of twenty-something douchelords, one named “Big Balls,” being granted access to absolutely all of our private information and seems to be ending with the president of the United States calling veterans in Congress “traitors” who should be executed and going to war with checks notes Venezuela. 

In an imitation of the "Drake" meme, in the top panel, a cartoon trump closes his eyes and holds up a hand to say "stop" to "No new wars". In the bottom panel, trump smiles and gives a thumbs up to "War with Venezuela please"

Good thing the Nobel Committee didn’t give in to his tantrum earlier this year, amirite?

Pete Hagueseth is leading the entire country to war and governing through Xitter posts because of unsubstantiated drug trafficking claims, while our feeble Pedo-in-Chief pardons one of the worst checks notes drug traffickers in history.

An image of a social media post from Seth abrasion says "HE IS ABOUT TO GO TO WAR WITH VENEZUELA FOR IMPORTING COCAINE TO AMERICA AND NOW HE PARDONS A DRUG KINGPIN CONVICTED IN 2024 OF IMPORTING COCAINE TO AMERICA. WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK. under is.a picture of law enforcement surround a man in a blue coat and face mask. caption: Trump plans to pardon former Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernandez

I know for all of us who possess eyes and ears, this is another incomprehensible example of hypocrisy coming from this regeme, but to his followers, it makes perfect sense because they get their news and govern their elected offices based on whatever pops up on their algorithmically-cultivated stream. 

Oh, and if you don’t think you’re being spoonfed information on your own social media streams, I have some really bad news for you. 

a man in a gray coat standing in a park holds up his hand. How would you describe the FB algorithm? Social Media Managers: Well, basically, Satan

To the techbros, our eyeballs and earholes and the amount of time we glue them to their crappy products and sponsors, are all that matter. When they see us, they see dollar signs. And the more time we give to their garbage products, the more we damage ourselves, while only enriching them. 

A painted scene from ancient Egypt, an overseer whips masses as they huddle. the whipper is Tech Bro. The huddled masses are US. The Sphinx is Artificial Intelligence.

What started as a seemingly harmless opportunity to connect with family and old friends has become a big, fat, money making machine that floods the system with bots and trolls. If you ever find yourself arguing with someone on your favorite community Facebook page or Xitter account, remember, there’s a really good chance that they aren’t even here in the United States.

A person sits in front of a huge wall of cell phones, all arranged in rows above them. the caption says " This is Who you are arguing with online"

 

I spent most of this year paring down my social media consumption, but I found myself replacing it with an equal amount of screentime. Information is still information, and I am convinced that our brains are not meant to consume a steady stream of information, even if it isn’t being shoveled into our heads by billionaire broligarchs. 

Cartoon of two people in an office, each sitting in front of a computer screen. One says, We're creating more content then our audience can actually consume. The other person replies, That's a good topic for our next blog post, white paper, infographic, listicle and animated gif

Speaking of social media information (and hypocrisy👀), I was on BlueSky today and read a post by author and professor, Jes Battis, and he shared his concern for his current college students and the very real damage that has been done to the brains of a generation raised with too much technology. 

I encourage you to read the whole thread, but this little bit here should have all of us worried. 

Social media posts from Jes Battis: It's only a matter of time before humanities departments will be forced to accept AI-authored assignments, as part of revised university policy to cooperate with these billionaires. It's already happening, and our response needs to be decisive. Because our students' ability to *think* is at stake.  Jes Battis @jesbattis.bsky.social · 19h  At this point, our intro comp/first-year English course has been so heavily revised, it no longer includes a novel, or "extended reading" of any kind, no "specialized" or "historical" reading, mostly in-class assignments, no research essay...and we are still seeing a 40-50% rate of AI misconduct.  Jes Battis @jesbattis.bsky.social · 19h  Admin are continually pressing us to make the course "more accessible," by which they mean "devastatingly easy to complete," but it's not about access. Many students refuse to read or write in any capacity that isn't tech-aided, no matter how simple the assignment, no matter how process-based.  Jes Battis @jesbattis.bsky.social · 19h  And I don't know if the answer is: everyone is too traumatized to do work and we need to reinvent society. Or if it's more like: generations are losing their cognitive abilities and willpower due to destructive technologies. Or: we all have post-viral brain damage. Or: all of the above.

I know this is anecdotal, but I feel this myself. I have had so many conversations recently about the desire to switch back to my old Nokia. 

On the left, an iPhone. Above, "Falls to the floor, break the screen." On the right, an old cell phone. Caption: Falls to the floor, breaks the floor"

It was indestructible, AND it wasn’t tracking, suggesting, or questioning your every move. 

Of course, there are bright spots to social media and technology, and one great thing about it is that any of us can use our technology, social media presence, and our voices to speak out during this rise of fascism (at least, while we still can). 

Earlier this year in Fountain Hills, one such individual used their voice to raise awareness about the constant religious and political indoctrination taking place at all of their meetings. In September, a substantial part of a public meeting of the Fountain Hills Town Council was spent eulogizing Charlie Kirk with some dark verses from the bible equating anyone that disagreed with their viewpoint as demonic and evil. 

Photo of trump sneering. Text: Trump calls Democrats the party of hate, evil and satanic just days after trump tells military leaders he needs them to attack democrats, who he calls the enemy within, he now dehumanizes democrats. this is genocidal rhetoric. Please understand he wants us dead.

When an audience member at the meeting tried to force this woman’s son to stand for the unbelievably long IndoctrinationInvocation for Charlie, both she and her husband were PISSED (you can see what happened here). She decided to use her voice, and now, there is a whole community - both online and in Fountain Hills - who have learned all about the Fountain Hills Town Council and the Christian nationalists who sit on the board. 

quote from Todd Holloman which says "If I had a kid, I'd rather they be exposed to a drag queen reading GOODNIGHT MOON instead of a preacher telling them they're evil and deserve to burn in hell.

She didn’t stop there. She rallied the troops in Fountain Hills, and their attendance at meetings has increased so much that the snowflake aLpHa MaLe Mayor Gerry Friedel had a temper tantrum(p), called a recess, and cleared the room. 

a man wearing a red MAGA hat looks at another person and holds up two fingers, pointing at his own eyes. He says Look at Me. Look at Me. I'm the snowflake now.

His campaign website only includes a donation link and links to his only two social media channels, FB and Instagram (where he’s literally only made one post). A quick search of his social media reads like everybody’s uncle who has been watching Fox for the last 20 years, and arguing with trolls and bots on Facebook for the last fifteen. Like his neighbor, Senator John Kavanagh, he’s been transphobic for a long time. 

social media post from Gerry Friedman, a repost of Bonfire of the Insanities. The image shows a very large, strong looking person with a full beard deadlifting a heavy weight. Caption: This 14-year old Russian girl has been banned from the olympics.

It also seems that Hillary Clinton occupies a lot of real estate in his brain, and he posts a bunch of stuff about honoring our troops and first responders, cycling, and when athletes kneel for the National Anthem. 

He also seems to be a big fan of stoking anger about everything, swallowing fringe conspiracy theories whole, and regularly going against the advice of Fountain Hills’s legal counsel. 

The guy crumbles under pressure, and the good people of Fountain Hills have been squeezing him like VP Vance testing out a new sleeper sofa. Because of this, the majority MAGA Council voted to permanently remove public comments. Huh…Friedel reminds me of someone…

Cartoon by Dave Grandlund. Trump is halfway into a grave that he is digging himself. He says "time to put all this negative talk to rest!" The tombstone at the head of the grave reads FIRST AMENDMENT FREEDOM OF SPEECH

The thing is, public comment is not required by law, and I’ve advocated for moving public comments or getting rid of them before. This board could have moved public comments to the end of their agendas, but they went nuclear. Next month, they plan on discussing and possibly voting on a memorial to honor Charlie Kirk. 

Kirk wears a red shirt that says thou shalt not clap disruptively, holds a trump bible in his right hand and a mega cap in his left hand. he wears tattered robes under his shirt and stands with arms out in a crucifix pose, with the letters FH behind him. Below, a gray-haired man in a suit holds up his right arm and says WELCOME TO OUR MEETING OF THE CITY COUNCIL! PLEASE TURN IN YOUR HYMNALS TO NUMBER 67 AND STAND AS WE SING "COME THOU FONR OF EVERY BLESSING"

This little enclave is fired up, and even people that lean conservative are starting to speak out. It looks like their next meeting is on January 13, 2026. 

Throughout much of 2025, I felt like I was on fire, but now I. AM. FIRED. UP. 

Interestingly, it was the death of Charlie Kirk that seemed to rile me out of my fever dream. Suddenly, the number of emails Secular AZ received skyrocketed, and all throughout the state, people were targeted for exercising their First Amendment rights. 

Now, it is time for all of us to shake off the shitstorm and dig in for the long haul. We all need to prepare for at minimum five years of discomfort the likes of which many of us haven’t seen in our lifetimes. 

And so much damage has already been done, we may not be able to right this ship during our lifetime. 

So much damage done, so many lawsuits filed, so many lies told, and so many people in this country suffering, uncertain, and even dead because a handful of people in America hold the vast majority of wealth and don’t give a flying fig about anything but power and control. 

We’re all just collateral damage. 

Cartoon by Wolverton. An elephant in a suit with a red tie stands above an old women in a hospital bed, attached to many wires and tubes. The elephant has pulled the plug with one hand, and holds the big ugly bill in the other hand.

It’s been clear for a while that colonialism and capitalism are the root of all evil, and now we have the opportunity to right the wrongs of our forefathers and build systems that work for everyone, not just the privileged few. 

We know that at the end of the year, folks are giving to the organizations and causes that they care about, and we hope that you’ll consider giving to Secular AZ. We are your voice for the separation of religion and government, and we are nearly fully funded by the donations of individual donors. 

First, if you haven’t subscribed to our Beehiiv publication, please do so today. Second, please consider becoming a monthly donor. Even small donations make it easier for us to budget, and allow us to focus on what matters most: our legal and lobbying efforts.

Additionally, you may have noticed that we’ve added a long list of actions in our weekly newsletters that you can contribute to. With all of the chaos and suffering that this administration has unleashed onto our communities, we all need to step up regularly - not just at the next big protest. 

A four-panel color illustration of ways to engage in civics: 1) Person in a white dress and colorful headwrap speaking on a red rotary phone, with a thought bubble showing a building and text, captioned "call the district office !". 2) A person with long dark hair standing behind a voting privacy screen with "VOTE" signs, casting a ballot, captioned "vote ◡̈". 3) Person in a suit speaking at a podium on a stage with a blue background to an audience of three people, captioned "attend a town hall meeting*". 4) A collage of four smaller panels showing different people (a pink-haired person, a spiky-haired person, a black-haired person, and a person with glasses) engaging in different activities, some with thought bubbles and icons representing issues, captioned "join an advocacy group♡".

There are many opportunities as well to volunteer with Secular AZ in 2026, and be sure to mark your calendars for our Festival of Pies on December 27th, and our Secular Summit on January 10th, 2026. 

We are in a fight for the Common Good, Secular FAM, and we need you now more than ever. If you’re ready to stand up to Christofascists and want to create comfortable community with your people, join us. Courage is courageous friends. 

There is only one way out, and it is us. 

Kino Loy grits his teeth

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